Love, Mob
Mom is writing a shopping list and autocorrect is writing its own. Halfway through, the family owns cattle.
- ThemPick up bread and milk on your way home
- YouOk
- ThemAnd get Grandma from the dentist at six
- YouWill do
- ThemAnd don’t forget to feed the cattle
- pause 0.9 s
- YouMom, since when do we have cattle?
- ThemTHE CAT
- The phone changes it by itself
- YouI was already working out how much hay we need
- ThemGrandma also wants a dozen legs
- YouLegs
- ThemEGGS!!!
- A dozen eggs
- pause 1.0 s
- YouMom, turn off autocorrect
- ThemHow
- YouSettings, keyboard, autocorrect
- ThemDone
- Everything will be fine now
- See you at home, love, Mob
- pause 1.5 s
- YouMob?
- ThemMOM
- That’s it, I’m calling you
Why it is funny
Each autocorrect slip is a little worse than the one before, so the reader starts waiting for the next. The strongest arrives right after "everything will be fine now": the promise is the setup for the punchline.
How to make it yours
You can invent your own swaps, but keep the order: a harmless one first, then an absurd one, and the strongest in the sign-off. Words that look alike at a glance work best, like "cat" and "cattle".
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