Guess what I bought
She bought something warm and fluffy and wants him to guess. He is allergic, but she has thought it all through.
- ThemGuess what I bought
- YouA dress
- ThemNo
- YouShoes
- ThemNo
- YouAnother dress
- ThemVery funny. No
- YouI give up
- ThemHint: it’s alive
- pause 1.0 s
- YouA plant?
- ThemCold
- YouA cactus
- ThemFreezing. It’s warm and fluffy
- pause 1.2 s
- YouKate
- We agreed. No cats, I’m allergic
- ThemI remember
- That’s why it’s not a cat
- YouPhew
- ThemIt’s three cats
- Hairless ones. I thought it through
- pause 1.5 s
- YouI’m coming home
- ThemPick up cat food. They already love you
Why it is funny
The guessing game sets the rhythm: a short guess, a short "no", and the reader guesses along. The turn lands twice: first the relief of "it’s not a cat", then "it’s three cats", and hairless cats as the solution finish the joke.
How to make it yours
The purchase can be anything the couple had agreed against: a dog, a motorbike, a drum kit. What matters is that the guesses run one way, the answer comes from the other, and she has a ready-made "solution".
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